I'm glad to see that the voting system works. I voted for no one, and no one won.
I was working at my local polling station last night and had to turn a lot of people away...Stupid women thinking they're allowed to vote.
The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
A Hung Parliament, Isn't that what Iraq ended up with?
I was asked by a Labour Party activist today how I intend to vote on May 6th.I replied, "Well I'll be voting as normal, by looking through my
favourites and giving a +1 to my favourite incest and paedophilia
jokes."
Some black guy was having a go at me in the pub the other night because I didn't vote. He said, "No vote is a vote for the BNP!" To which I replied, "Oh... that's saved me a trip then."
"Nigerian President Dies After Long Illness" This is definitely a bad week in politics if you're Brown.
So horrible seeing that BNP logo on ballot form. I hate them so much I put a massive "X" next to them to show my disgust.
Choosing who to vote for in the election is like having to choose a sexually transmitted disease. They're all unpleasant and some are worse than others, but you really don't want any of them
A think-tank says that Muslim votes could determine the result in up to a quarter of seats in the General Election next week.
I doubt it. Ballot papers don't have a box marked 'The Caliph'.
A think-tank says that Muslim votes could determine the result in up to a quarter of seats in the General Election next week.A think-tank says that Muslim votes could determine the result in up to a quarter of seats in the General Election next week.
With the election a week away, David Cameron today said it's "time for the Tory campaign to let rip."I'm not sure farting on people will convince them to vote for you, Dave.But then, quite a few people intend to vote for you even though you've spent five years shitting on them.
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